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| # | Mannschaft | G | U | V | Tore | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Apoel FC | 4 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 2. | C. Glasgow | 4 | 0 | 0 | 16:1 | 100 |
| 3. | Boulogne | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9:2 | 100 |
| 4. | Vac | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 5. | Spartak Moskau | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:2 | 100 |
| 6. | Göteborg | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 7. | PAOK Saloniki | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 8. | Ujpest | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 9. | National | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 10. | Wolfsburg | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 11. | Swansea City | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 12. | Glentoran | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:2 | 100 |
| 13. | Craiova | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 14. | Molde | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:2 | 100 |
| 15. | Vaduz | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:0 | 100 |
| 16. | FC Jazz Pori | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 17. | Simferopol | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 18. | Arles | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:1 | 100 |
| 19. | Sevilla | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:2 | 100 |
| 20. | Toulon | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 21. | Differdingen | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 22. | D. Zagreb | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 23. | Olympiakos | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:2 | 100 |
| 24. | Leverkusen | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:1 | 100 |
| 25. | GFCO Ajaccio | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 26. | Malmö FF | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:0 | 100 |
| 27. | Shakhtar | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 28. | FC Basel | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5:1 | 100 |
| 29. | R. S. Belgrad | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10:2 | 100 |
| 30. | Real Sociedad | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 31. | Basaksehir | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7:1 | 100 |
| 32. | Orleans | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6:2 | 100 |
| 33. | Panathinaikos | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 34. | FC Twente | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 35. | West Brom | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 36. | Inter Mailand | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5:0 | 100 |
| 37. | Girona | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 38. | Inter Miami CF | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 39. | Niortais | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 40. | US Avranches | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 41. | Les Herbiers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 42. | Pontivy GSI | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 43. | Villefranche | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 44. | Linas Monthler | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6:0 | 100 |
| 45. | Pau FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 46. | Bergamo | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 47. | SC Feignies | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3:0 | 100 |
| 48. | Vannes OC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 49. | Pays de Cassel | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7:0 | 100 |
| 50. | Revel | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9:0 | 100 |
| 51. | Stuttgart | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:1 | 100 |
| 52. | US Quevilly | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1:0 | 100 |
| 53. | Locmine S Co | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:1 | 100 |
| 54. | Les Sables T | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:0 | 100 |
| 55. | FC Espaly | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:2 | 100 |
| 56. | Saint Brieuc | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7:0 | 100 |
| 57. | Dunkerque | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4:2 | 100 |
| 58. | Seattle | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2:0 | 100 |
| 59. | Brest | 20 | 2 | 0 | 63:18 | 94 |
| 60. | Angers | 19 | 2 | 0 | 56:10 | 94 |
| 61. | FCO Dijon | 13 | 0 | 2 | 52:9 | 87 |
| 62. | Nimes | 6 | 0 | 1 | 20:5 | 86 |
| 63. | Cannes | 8 | 1 | 1 | 17:8 | 83 |
| 64. | AEK Athen | 3 | 1 | 0 | 7:0 | 83 |
| 65. | Club Brügge | 3 | 1 | 0 | 11:2 | 83 |
| 66. | Amiens | 5 | 2 | 0 | 22:7 | 81 |
| 67. | SM Caen | 22 | 6 | 2 | 64:20 | 80 |
| 68. | Bastia | 25 | 5 | 4 | 74:20 | 78 |
| 69. | Rapid Wien | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7:2 | 78 |
| 70. | Troyes | 15 | 5 | 2 | 54:24 | 76 |
| 71. | FC Metz | 30 | 5 | 7 | 89:31 | 75 |
| 72. | Straßburg | 30 | 10 | 5 | 89:42 | 74 |
| 73. | Évian TG | 6 | 2 | 1 | 18:8 | 74 |
| 74. | Le Mans | 10 | 3 | 2 | 26:8 | 73 |
| 75. | St. Etienne | 35 | 13 | 6 | 110:41 | 73 |
| 76. | Dynamo Kiev | 4 | 1 | 1 | 9:5 | 72 |
| 77. | Sochaux | 22 | 9 | 4 | 66:30 | 71 |
| 78. | Nantes | 39 | 11 | 11 | 106:42 | 70 |
| 79. | Toulouse | 32 | 10 | 9 | 89:39 | 69 |
| 80. | AC Le Havre | 14 | 7 | 3 | 41:18 | 68 |
| 81. | Reims | 13 | 7 | 3 | 48:18 | 67 |
| 82. | Galatasaray | 4 | 0 | 2 | 14:5 | 67 |
| 83. | RSC Anderlecht | 3 | 3 | 0 | 16:2 | 67 |
| 84. | RB Leipzig | 3 | 1 | 1 | 10:6 | 67 |
| 85. | Châteauroux | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6:3 | 67 |
| 86. | Salzburg | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6:3 | 67 |
| 87. | Helsingborg | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:2 | 67 |
| 88. | Midlothian | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6:2 | 67 |
| 89. | FC Lahti | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 90. | Rapid | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:0 | 67 |
| 91. | Derry | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:0 | 67 |
| 92. | Kayserispor | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2:1 | 67 |
| 93. | Braga | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1:0 | 67 |
| 94. | KAA Gent | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7:1 | 67 |
| 95. | Gueugnon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 96. | Karpaty Lviv | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:1 | 67 |
| 97. | SK SLovan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1:0 | 67 |
| 98. | Valencia | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3:2 | 67 |
| 99. | Ajax Amsterdam | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4:2 | 67 |
| 100. | Ludogorets | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5:3 | 67 |
| 101. | Sedan | 6 | 1 | 3 | 18:17 | 63 |
| 102. | Valenciennes | 9 | 7 | 2 | 33:19 | 63 |
| 103. | Guingamp | 15 | 9 | 5 | 66:25 | 62 |
| 104. | Montpellier | 29 | 16 | 11 | 119:54 | 61 |
| 105. | Clermont | 3 | 2 | 1 | 18:5 | 61 |
| 106. | Lille | 34 | 17 | 14 | 101:53 | 61 |
| 107. | Lorient | 19 | 7 | 9 | 64:39 | 61 |
| 108. | Ajaccio | 7 | 7 | 2 | 25:12 | 58 |
| 109. | Porto | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4:2 | 58 |
| 110. | M. Haifa | 2 | 1 | 1 | 11:7 | 58 |
| 111. | Nizza | 27 | 11 | 15 | 88:49 | 58 |
| 112. | Auxerre | 21 | 13 | 10 | 61:38 | 58 |
| 113. | Ol. Marseille | 33 | 13 | 19 | 98:62 | 57 |
| 114. | Rennes | 35 | 12 | 21 | 106:65 | 57 |
| 115. | Martigues | 2 | 4 | 0 | 11:6 | 56 |
| 116. | Lyon | 34 | 20 | 20 | 118:79 | 55 |
| 117. | Lens | 24 | 12 | 15 | 82:60 | 55 |
| 118. | Bordeaux | 27 | 17 | 20 | 94:80 | 51 |
| 119. | Chelsea | 3 | 3 | 2 | 10:11 | 50 |
| 120. | Liverpool | 3 | 0 | 3 | 7:8 | 50 |
| 121. | Deportivo | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6:7 | 50 |
| 122. | SSC Neapel | 1 | 3 | 0 | 5:3 | 50 |
| 123. | Man. United | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7:6 | 50 |
| 124. | Steaua | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5:3 | 50 |
| 125. | Besiktas | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:4 | 50 |
| 126. | Rosenborg BK | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8:5 | 50 |
| 127. | Boavista | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2:2 | 50 |
| 128. | Lok. Sofia | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5:2 | 50 |
| 129. | Parma | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3:2 | 50 |
| 130. | M. Tel Aviv | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5:4 | 50 |
| 131. | Ath. Bilbao | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4:4 | 50 |
| 132. | Atl. Madrid | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5:2 | 50 |
| 133. | Aston Villa | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5:4 | 50 |
| 134. | Nancy | 8 | 11 | 6 | 26:20 | 47 |
| 135. | Monaco | 25 | 20 | 24 | 101:88 | 46 |
| 136. | Bayern | 6 | 0 | 8 | 15:19 | 43 |
| 137. | Arsenal | 2 | 3 | 2 | 7:8 | 43 |
| 138. | FC Barcelona | 5 | 4 | 6 | 27:28 | 42 |
| 139. | Real Madrid | 4 | 3 | 5 | 16:16 | 42 |
| 140. | Benfica | 2 | 3 | 3 | 11:11 | 38 |
| 141. | Dortmund | 2 | 3 | 3 | 7:6 | 38 |
| 142. | Juventus Turin | 2 | 2 | 4 | 8:10 | 33 |
| 143. | Man. City | 2 | 2 | 4 | 10:11 | 33 |
| 144. | Grenoble | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4:5 | 33 |
| 145. | Brescia | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1:1 | 33 |
| 146. | FC Istres | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3:3 | 33 |
| 147. | BATE | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2:2 | 33 |
| 148. | Santander | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2:2 | 33 |
| 149. | Eindhoven | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1:1 | 33 |
| 150. | Boleslav | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0:0 | 33 |
| 151. | Rapid Bucure | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0:0 | 33 |
| 152. | AC Mailand | 1 | 2 | 3 | 6:7 | 28 |
| 153. | TJ Vitkovice | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2:3 | 17 |
| 154. | Gl. Rangers | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0:0 | 17 |
| 155. | Newcastle | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2:5 | 17 |
| 156. | ZSKA Moskau | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1:5 | 0 |
| 157. | Fehervar | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2:5 | 0 |
| 158. | H. Tel Aviv | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2:4 | 0 |
| 159. | Botafogo FR | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:1 | 0 |
| 160. | Schalke | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1:3 | 0 |
| 161. | Waterschei T | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0:3 | 0 |
| 162. | Rodez AF | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1:3 | 0 |
Die Quote stellt die prozentual erreichten Punkte dar.
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Vielleicht glaubt man mir dann, dass ich nicht dabei war!
— Arie Haan, Trainer des VfB Stuttgart, schrieb in seinem Buch ,,Genug gelacht" über das angebliche Nacktbaden der Holländer vor dem WM-Finale 1974.