MinnesotaBilanz
| # | Mannschaft | G | U | V | Tore | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Montreal | 4 | 0 | 1 | 9:8 | 80 |
| 2. | Portland | 9 | 2 | 5 | 30:27 | 60 |
| 3. | Salt Lake | 8 | 8 | 3 | 35:25 | 56 |
| 4. | Orlando City | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9:9 | 56 |
| 5. | Chicago Fire | 3 | 1 | 2 | 10:8 | 56 |
| 6. | New York City | 3 | 1 | 2 | 10:9 | 56 |
| 7. | San Jose | 8 | 4 | 5 | 31:22 | 55 |
| 8. | Houston | 9 | 5 | 6 | 26:25 | 53 |
| 9. | Colorado | 8 | 3 | 7 | 33:28 | 50 |
| 10. | DC United | 3 | 0 | 3 | 11:8 | 50 |
| 11. | New York | 2 | 1 | 2 | 4:8 | 47 |
| 12. | Vancouver FC | 6 | 4 | 6 | 23:26 | 46 |
| 13. | FC Dallas | 7 | 6 | 7 | 25:26 | 45 |
| 14. | Atlanta United | 2 | 0 | 3 | 6:13 | 40 |
| 15. | Kansas City | 7 | 5 | 11 | 26:38 | 38 |
| 16. | Toronto FC | 1 | 2 | 2 | 10:11 | 33 |
| 17. | LA Galaxy | 3 | 6 | 9 | 32:40 | 28 |
| 18. | Philadelphia | 1 | 2 | 3 | 8:14 | 28 |
| 19. | Columbus | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5:7 | 27 |
| 20. | New England | 1 | 1 | 3 | 7:11 | 27 |
| 21. | Seattle | 1 | 2 | 13 | 12:33 | 10 |
Die Quote stellt die prozentual erreichten Punkte dar.
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