Paul Alcock - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Manchester City | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
 | Newcastle United | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | Bolton Wanderers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Arsenal | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | FC Everton | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
 | FC Middlesbrough | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Tottenham Hotspur | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | West Ham United | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Coventry City | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
 | Milton Keynes Dons | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
 | Nottingham Forest | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Queens Park Rangers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 0 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 26 | 4 | 1 | 16 | |
Die Schüler fragten mich: ,,Wie dick sind Gazzas Eier?"
— Vinnie Jones, der Paul Gascoigne in die Hoden kniff, bei einer Rede am Eton College, 1996.