Patrick Mewes - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | P (ps) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | SC Weiche Flensburg 08 | 67% | 17% | 17% | 2.2 |
 | Hamburger SV II | 25% | 50% | 25% | 1.2 |
 | BV Cloppenburg 1919 | 25% | 50% | 25% | 1.2 |
 | VfB Lübeck | 0% | 33% | 67% | 0.3 |
 | SV Meppen | 0% | 33% | 67% | 0.3 |
 | VfB Oldenburg | 33% | 33% | 33% | 1.3 |
 | VfL Wolfsburg II | 33% | 67% | 0% | 1.7 |
 | SV Wilhelmshaven | 50% | 0% | 50% | 1.5 |
 | Lüneburger SK Hansa | 50% | 50% | 0% | 2.0 |
 | Eintracht Norderstedt | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | Goslarer SC 08 | 50% | 50% | 0% | 2.0 |
 | SV Drochtersen/Assel | 50% | 0% | 50% | 1.5 |
 | FT Braunschweig | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | Victoria Hamburg | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | SV Eichede | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Eutin 08 | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | SSV Jeddeloh | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | BSV Rehden | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | VfL Oldenburg | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | VfV Borussia 06 Hildesheim | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | Eintracht Braunschweig II | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | Altonaer FC 93 | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | VfR Neumünster 1910 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | FC St. Pauli II | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | TSV Havelse | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | SV Werder Bremen II | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
| Gesamt | 33% | 31% | 35% | ||
Was der Delling sagt, ist fast schon eine Sauerei, ich kann diesen Scheißdreck nicht mehr hören. Da stelle ich mich vor die Mannschaft.
— Rudi Völler, DFB-Teamchef, vor seiner legendären Wut-Rede 2002 auf Island.