Patrick Altenberg Hanslbauer - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | P (ps) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | FSV Zwickau | 29% | 14% | 57% | 1.0 |
 | VfR Aalen | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | FC Viktoria Köln 04 | 50% | 50% | 0% | 2.0 |
 | 1. FC Magdeburg | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | Preußen Münster | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Hansa Rostock | 50% | 50% | 0% | 2.0 |
 | SC Verl | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | KFC Uerdingen 05 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | Türkgücü München | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | Sportfreunde Lotte | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | FC Ingolstadt 04 | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | SG Sonnenhof Großaspach | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | FC Viktoria 1889 Berlin | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | SV Wehen Wiesbaden | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | TSV 1860 München | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | FC Bayern München II | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | Karlsruher SC | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | SC Freiburg II | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | MSV Duisburg | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | Dynamo Dresden | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | Chemnitzer FC | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Eintracht Braunschweig | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
| Gesamt | 29% | 37% | 34% | ||
Eine Frisur, die aussah wie mit Haarspray befestigtes Stroh aus dem letzten Osterkorb.
— Die “Süddeutsche Zeitung” über die neue Haarpracht von Brasiliens Star Neymar.