Kurt Penje - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | I. SC Göttingen 05 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | Eimsbütteler TV Hamburg | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
 | Eintracht Braunschweig | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
 | Hamburger SV | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | Hannover 96 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | VfB Oldenburg | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | Concordia Hamburg | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
 | VfL Osnabrück | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | OSC Bremerhaven | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
 | FC St. Pauli | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Arminia Hannover | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Bremer SV | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | SV Eintracht Osnabrück | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
 | Altonaer FC 93 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
 | Harburger TB 1865 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Gesamt | 8 | 9 | 13 | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 49 | |
Er feiert in Paris Partys wie Ludwig XIV.
— Michael Wanits, Servus TV-Kommentator beim Spiel Real Madrid - PSG (3:1), über Neymar.