Jürgen Meßmer - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | P (ps) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Hamburger SV | 12% | 38% | 50% | 0.8 |
 | VfL Bochum | 14% | 14% | 71% | 0.6 |
 | Fortuna Düsseldorf | 0% | 43% | 57% | 0.4 |
 | FC Schalke 04 | 0% | 33% | 67% | 0.3 |
 | Borussia Mönchengladbach | 67% | 33% | 0% | 2.3 |
 | Eintracht Braunschweig | 20% | 20% | 60% | 0.8 |
 | SV Werder Bremen | 0% | 20% | 80% | 0.2 |
 | 1. FC Köln | 0% | 40% | 60% | 0.4 |
 | MSV Duisburg | 25% | 25% | 50% | 1.0 |
 | 1. FC Kaiserslautern | 25% | 50% | 25% | 1.2 |
 | Borussia Dortmund | 33% | 33% | 33% | 1.3 |
 | KFC Uerdingen 05 | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Hertha BSC | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | Bayer Leverkusen | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | Arminia Bielefeld | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | Tennis Borussia Berlin | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Hannover 96 | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Fortuna Köln | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Eintracht Frankfurt | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Rot-Weiss Essen | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | FC Bayern München | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | TSV 1860 München | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
| Gesamt | 14% | 30% | 55% | ||
Eier, wir brauchen Eier!
— Oliver Kahn auf die Frage, was seiner Mannschaft fehle