Jan Eike Ehlers - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | P (ps) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Hertha BSC II | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Holstein Kiel | 50% | 50% | 0% | 2.0 |
 | BV Cloppenburg 1919 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | SC Weiche Flensburg 08 | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | Tennis Borussia Berlin | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | FC Energie Cottbus II | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | Hallescher FC | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | Hamburger SV II | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | Hannover 96 II | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | VfB Lübeck | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | SV Meppen | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | Hansa Rostock II | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | VFC Plauen | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Victoria Hamburg | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Berliner AK 07 | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | ZFC Meuselwitz | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
| Gesamt | 40% | 20% | 40% | ||
Halloween in Deutschland - und in Hamburg hat jemand versucht, Uwe Seeler ein Teelicht auf die Zunge zu stellen.
— Harald Schmidt.