Heinz Quindeau - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | P (ps) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | VfL Bochum | 0% | 14% | 86% | 0.1 |
 | MSV Duisburg | 0% | 14% | 86% | 0.1 |
 | 1. FC Köln | 71% | 0% | 29% | 2.1 |
 | SV Werder Bremen | 17% | 17% | 67% | 0.7 |
 | Hamburger SV | 33% | 17% | 50% | 1.2 |
 | Eintracht Braunschweig | 0% | 40% | 60% | 0.4 |
 | Borussia Dortmund | 25% | 25% | 50% | 1.0 |
 | VfB Stuttgart | 25% | 50% | 25% | 1.2 |
 | FC Schalke 04 | 25% | 25% | 50% | 1.0 |
 | Wuppertaler SV | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Fortuna Düsseldorf | 33% | 33% | 33% | 1.3 |
 | Eintracht Frankfurt | 33% | 0% | 67% | 1.0 |
 | Hertha BSC | 0% | 67% | 33% | 0.7 |
 | Rot-Weiß Oberhausen | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Hannover 96 | 50% | 0% | 50% | 1.5 |
 | KFC Uerdingen 05 | 50% | 0% | 50% | 1.5 |
 | Borussia Mönchengladbach | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | Rot-Weiss Essen | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | Tennis Borussia Berlin | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | FC Bayern München | 100% | 0% | 0% | 3.0 |
 | TSV 1860 München | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Karlsruher SC | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | FC St. Pauli | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Arminia Bielefeld | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
| Gesamt | 20% | 21% | 59% | ||
Ich würde lieber in meinem Dorf Erdnüsse verkaufen, als für einen pathetischen Klub wie den FC Chelsea zu spielen.
— Kameruns Fußball-Idol Samuel Eto'o. 2013 wechselte er dann doch zu Chelsea...