Hans-Joachim Osmers - Bilanz nach Vereinen
| Verein | S | U | N | P (ps) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Borussia Mönchengladbach | 20% | 30% | 50% | 0.9 |
 | Eintracht Frankfurt | 20% | 40% | 40% | 1.0 |
 | 1. FC Nürnberg | 0% | 11% | 89% | 0.1 |
 | VfL Bochum | 12% | 12% | 75% | 0.5 |
 | 1. FC Köln | 50% | 25% | 25% | 1.8 |
 | Karlsruher SC | 14% | 43% | 43% | 0.9 |
 | SV Waldhof Mannheim 07 | 0% | 43% | 57% | 0.4 |
 | FC Bayern München | 86% | 14% | 0% | 2.7 |
 | Fortuna Düsseldorf | 17% | 50% | 33% | 1.0 |
 | Bayer Leverkusen | 33% | 17% | 50% | 1.2 |
 | Borussia Dortmund | 0% | 17% | 83% | 0.2 |
 | KFC Uerdingen 05 | 0% | 20% | 80% | 0.2 |
 | VfB Stuttgart | 0% | 75% | 25% | 0.8 |
 | FC Schalke 04 | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | 1. FC Kaiserslautern | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | SC Freiburg | 50% | 0% | 50% | 1.5 |
 | 1. FC Saarbrücken | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | Dynamo Dresden | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | FC 08 Homburg | 0% | 50% | 50% | 0.5 |
 | TSV 1860 München | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | Eintracht Braunschweig | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | Hertha BSC | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | Stuttgarter Kickers | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | Hannover 96 | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
 | MSV Duisburg | 0% | 100% | 0% | 1.0 |
 | Arminia Bielefeld | 0% | 0% | 100% | 0.0 |
| Gesamt | 18% | 30% | 53% | ||
Beim Lesen der Namen war es eine Mannschaft vom anderen Stern, aber die kochte dann auch nur mit Wasser.
— Richard Golz, HSV, nach einer 2:3-Startniederlage beim FC Bayern München.